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Bad Conservative Fiction Writing – “Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them” – Al Franken

November 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Conservative Politics, Description, Politics, Writing

I’m referring to his 1998 suspense thriller, Those Who Trespass, about “a serial killer who will exact revenge on everyone who has sabotaged his rising TV career.” Believe it or not, this is a real book written by the real Bill O’Reilly. Here is one of my favorite scenes, in which the killer, Shannon Michaels, seduces Ashley Van Buren, a tabloid reporter. I should warn you, because of the turgid, pedestrian prose and frank sexual nature of the following, young children and English majors might want to skip ahead.

Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon’s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.

 

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